Fruit In My Hair

I'm surrounded by attractive men and they are all staring at their computer or each other... Today I got in line to order my drink while standing behind the local Josh Lucas look-a-like, I'm pretty sure he's a med student, ha-cha-cha. I think he got a hair cut and new shoes. Those shoes were just too blue to be anything other than new. As usual I just pretended like I was absorbed in the seasonal drink specials. OoooOooo zebra mocha.... interesting.... We said nothing to each other. We could both sense the vibes though I'm sure.
I cleaned out the underneath of a bed today where I nanny and then walked around for an hour with a half decayed mandarin orange slice hanging from my pony-tail. How does that even happen?! I didn't roll around underneath there! I slid in and out. There were whole wrapped Twinkies under this bed and a large decaying peach. I made the little girl remove the peach just in case there were glowing green worms in it or anything that might transform me into claymation with a bunch of bugs.
So, I went to see Snow White and the Huntsman. I'm not entirely sure what I think about it. It was entertaining, but realistic? I don't think so. Seriously who just goes around kissing supposedly dead maidens? Well ladies and gentlemen, not just one but TWO different guys in this movie. Seriously? Seriously. I mean they didn't have amazing embalming processes back then... and one of those kisses was extremely post mortem... and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
I have also started watching Seinfeld recently. I mean I had always watched it with my parents when I was little but I am branching out and watching it without my parentals. I find it extremely rewarding. I admire Elaine very much, and have decided I need to speak my mind more, and not be afraid to tell people off. Because, even if it is stressful at the time it will more than likely be a good story to tell.

BUMDUMDADADADADA Its time for my new segment: Kids Say the Darndest Things!
This episode is featuring advice about boys and experiences from their own love lives by my darling wards aged 6 and 9.

• No, no, you are wrong. Boys are always stupid. Well, except our dads cause they go through high school and college.
• Smart boys are good cause they will do your homework.
• He asked me out... in computer class... (This one speaking here is 6) I wonder if he will ask me out next year? I would say no, he's gross.
• All boys like me (the 6 year old again)
• I hate when they say "hey baby whatsup" ewwwww
• A guy asked me out... over the phone... (6)
• Make sure you meet his mother!
• Don't pick out a wedding cake on the first date.
• No kissing with music.

So as of late I have been tanning. Except every time I do it I fall asleep. I feel like that doesn't usually happen. I also have bad experiences with falling asleep while tanning. I get burnt (thanks a lot San Buenaventura!!!(on a completely unrelated note I just took my vitamin c and it was sta-rong!!! Kinda made my eyes water. Is that norms? (Its very powdery))). My mouth starts to open as I tan on my back and I start to drift asleep. Then I start to get self-conscious because I am at pool and all. (My left arm is starting to spaz is that norms?!) So then I turn over to tan the other side then I fall dead asleep but jerk awake randomly because I don't want to burn plus I feel like at any moment my open mouth and snores could attract unwanted attention by any number of little boys, life guards, or bugs. Its so hard to tan sometimes I just don't want to do it. But, I SHALL MARCH ON (or rather lie on) because I want that sun-kissed Mississippi look on more than just my neck.