So I'm sitting at cups and the wifi is down, so I'm writing all this on the word processor on my computer, whilst listening to a cd my friend sent me! But, the wifi is down… So I'm considering downing this disgusting green tea (Never more quoth me, never more) and walking over to The Sneaky Bean. Its the soups sketch coffee shop around the corner. I've always hated it because I'm like "who do you think you are trying to put up a coffee shop when everyone knows that cups is the best place in the world?!" They also gave me weird looks and got all quiet when I went in there one day. Oh and they serve beer at night and the crowd always looks super sketch whenever I drive past. OH AND their name is the SNEAKY BEAN... I feel like they are probs an underground trafficking place of some sort. Why do they have to be so sneaky? There are usually a bunch of dreadlocked tattooed druggie hipster doofuses hanging out there... What am I thinking?! That sounds like an awesome group to go hang with! If you don't hear from me in a few days I have joined their clan. Wait… I don't have wifi so I can't post this…. Its also a heat index of 104 today so I think it would be better to just stay inside and send hate vibes towards their wifi systerm (I've come to the conclusion that I like to put "r's" into words ex. terxted=texted Hellur=Hello Herro=Hello systerm=system Reginer Sperkterer=Regina Spektor Curps=Cups. You get the point) maybe it will magically heal itself. I guess I could just get up and go and complain but that would involve talking to them and I don't feel like I should be on speaking terms with them since their wifi isn't working
OH MY GOSH!!!!! Guess what happened to me Saturday!!!! I have graduated to the status of Regular here at cups! The other day I walked in and the barista turned to me and went "Hey you!" I almost died (it wasn't the cute one it was just a normal one) I'm a YOU!!!! I'm recognizable! They know me!!! I went and deposited my back pack and went to the counter. Then the barista said and i quote "You gettin a student flavor?" to which I replied "YES. YES I AM!" They know my order!!! I pulled out like every bit of change on my person and dumped it ail into the tip jar. It totally made my day. I finally got my wish. But now they aren't giving me the wifi I deserve so I'm not talking to them anymore.
I guess I could read the Aeneid or something. I do love that book. I'm about to start the chapter entitled "The Passion of The Queen" OooooOOOooo sounds raunchy if you ask me. (I renamed it "The Gumbo Pot Gets Spiced") I can't wait to read the one called "Juno gets served by a fury." Ok I added served into there, but it sounds so much cooler that way. If Juno went to high school she would be regina george I'm sure.
PRAISE THE LORD ITS BACK I knew it could do it. (the wifi that is)
two days later
The other day I did 1000 jumping jacks and now every time I walk my calves try to make me fall over. Oh, its August now! So that means 15 days till I hit the trail! I should start doing things like packing. I stink at packing. I was once told that I need to take a remedial packing class by a man who looks like tim allen. Once I found a taxidermized cat in my suitcase. I have no idea how that happened. Actually I have an inkling and I plan on bringing about justice for this offense.
Ok, does anybody actually like the flavor Hazelnut, because it is AWFUL if you ask me.
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