I'm convinced my wards probably secretly think I'm crazy. I'm sitting in their living room right now in the lazy boy watching pride and predjudice (I don't believe that it is spelled without a d. That is how I say it so that is how I spell it) whilst simultaneously downing pumpkin spice coffee and stalking people on facebook. I make good money for what I do, if you consider what I'm doing actually doing something. I have all next week off paid vacation. Wait i typed that wrong. I have all next week off, unpaid... They told me that like they were giving me a gift...
This coffee is doing weird things to me. I'm looking at pictures of friends and cracking up then mid way through I tear up and sob while imagining amazing reunion scenes. I have so many good ones. A field of flowers is usually necessary but I realize those are out of stock in some places now so I have come up with other scenes just in case. But any way, the laugh/cry is whats making me paranoid. Those kids already think I'm strange they don't need to think I'm psychotic on top of that. In the middle of one of my life lessons the other day the littlest just went "you're weird". Gee, thanks. Well you hide food under your bed so go pick your nose somewhere you little snot. Just kidding I didn't say that. I gave her my crazy eyes and then continued talking about sharing or body hair or something silly like that. Today I got up at 4:45 for work. Just kidding that was when my alarm went off in reality I got up at five. I feel so proud of myself when I get up early. "Because Getting up is really hard."- Z. Deschanel (she's the best)
P&P is the best. It had me laughing out loud today. Those two youngest sisters Kitty and Lydia have me guffawing (does that word make anyone else think of a giraffe rolling around on the ground whilst laughing?)
I have been listening to spotify for a while now and it has frozen!!! It's been acting up on me I sent grievance reports for a while when it would ask me to after it froze. The reports were very polite and then after like th 10th one in a single day I went berzerk! they started saying things like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP FREEZING G DANGIT" "SOS (SAVE OUR SPOTIFY)" "I will kill this worm if you dont fix spotify!!!!" "It's dead you nature killers" I guess they took me seriously its only frozen on me twice today.
I'm currently watching bugs bunny holla back girl I love bugs. Once I got a bugs bunny stuffed animal and then my family lost it on a road trip to Alabama. True story.
I ironed my shorts and starched them sunday.
Sometimes music comes on and I really have to restrain myself from dancing and just smiling extremely big. Moneygrabber is just doin it for me right now! (I'm in cups now btdubs I left work like 4 1/2 hours ago (I was forced to watch a super cheesy movie about girls basketball before I could come to cups...))
The workers at this Cups are all so eclectic, tatooed, and hipster weird but awesome at the same time that when I go to other cups around the Metro-Jackson area and the workers are mediocre normal boring people I freak out. I just want to yell at them "This isn't cups!!!! you sit on a throne of lies!!!! And you smell like soup!"
So sometimes I get out to the suburbs early on my way to work so I pull off to this parking lot next to pizza inn and I ponder. Problem is my car has recently decided it hates to crank unless you tickle it and cry into the exhaust tank simultaneously. So I will look down realize its time to quit pondering and get to work and then my car refuses to crank. Then the death clock starts ticking. Every second brings me closer to work time and I'm stuck by pizza inn. That's what I get for pondering
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